(Part 1) Dog Massacres Archers: Mount & Blade With Fire and Sword

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After romping through Warband, getting shot in the face repeatedly by crossbowmen and dudes who can throw javelins like they’re being guided by the hand of Chuck Norris (I will write a series on that, and sorry to say, but that one will have a million times better of a title), I installed With Fire and Sword ’cause hard disk space. That’s not a valid reason? Yes. Continue reading

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(Part 4) Dog “Mines” His Own Business in Fallout: New Vegas

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I apologize for this being way late, my browsers weren’t letting me into WordPress, so I put publishing this off.

This is the fourth part, you can read the previous (third) part here and the first part here.

DEATHCLAWS ARE OP

You guys already probably know what is going to happen here, so I’ll try and quickly get to the good part, involving my quarterly meeting with such a fantastic creature. These guys are the mountain trolls of Fallout, and they are resistant to lazorz and there is no Fus Ro Dah to save you now. Continue reading

(Part 3) Dog “Mines” His Own Business in Fallout: New Vegas

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You can read the first part here and the second (previous part) here.

ANT MAY

At the top of the hill, I find an NCR outpost, so I begin looking for sidequests. I do love me dem sidequests.

I do manage to find two, actually, one is to go shoot some critters on the highway… think they may have been giant ants; and the other is to go checkout the nearby town of Nipton to see if it’s @!#$ed or not.
Conveniently the ant quest is on the way to Nipton, so that’s convenient and stuff. Continue reading

(Part 1) Dog “Mines” His Own Business in Fallout: New Vegas

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I may not have screenshots for a bit, because I started taking screenshots a little further into the game.

WHERE THE *BLEEP* DID YOUR HEAD GO?!?!!

A tall, blond and confident man with a varmint rifle on his back walks into the saloon. He has shades and a black cowboy hat, with light metal armor protecting his body, and a laser pistol on one side of his belt, with a 10mm pistol on the other. Just to avoid confusion, I’m that dude… so yeah… Continue reading

Dog Builds an Empire: X3 Albion Prelude Chapter Seven

STOP BEING SO DARN JUMPY

It takes several jumps to return home, as a Discoverer doesn’t have that much cargo space. It’s literally meant to “Discover”, not “Travel”. The manufacturers wanted to make sure you saw everything in between your beginning and your destination. Continue reading

DERP Guides: X3 AP Humble Merchant Guide (Chapter 1: Starting Your Empire)

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THIS ARTICLE IS OUTDATED, AND A NEW, CLEANED UP AND EXPANDED VERSION EXISTS HERE. IF YOU CAME HERE FROM GOOGLE, I DO APOLOGIZE, BUT PLEASE CLICK DAT LINK FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

So, you want to start out as a Humble Merchant, trading and building your way to galactic domination? Maybe you’re new to X3, and you’re as befuddles by all the abbreviations and menus as I am whenever I try to watch Downton Abby? (The point of the show eludes me. It just bores the muffin pan out of me whenever I try to watch it, so no data about WTF is going on enters my brain.) Then you’ve come to the right geeky space-trader nut person running a gaming blog who doesn’t comprehend Downton Abby! Continue reading

Dog’s Pokémon Crystal Adventures: Part 7

This is the seventh part of my Pokémon Crystal journal. You can read the first part here and the sixth part here. In the last part, we went Jacky Chan on some thugs, got a coincase, won at slot machines, and caught a Beedrill in the Tuesday National Park competition north of Goldenrod City.
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