[Episode 6] FTL: Like if You Die Everytime

Welcome back readers! The first episode can be found here and the previous episode here.

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Dog G6: and Mind Heist was playing the whole time
[ChHa] Volatar: crap
[ChHa] Volatar: nooo
[ChHa] Volatar: Dog
[ChHa] Volatar: you are under attack
Dog G6: so it’s like *ion shields* BWUUUUAAAM *windows lock* BWUAAAAAAAAM
Dog G6: xD
[ChHa] Volatar: whew
[ChHa] Volatar: did that one by the skin of my teeth
Dog G6: oh yeah the Veela bioshock song is in there
Dog G6: pretty good
Dog G6: yay 92 scrap
Dog G6: WATMGONNAUPGRADE
Dog G6: going uncharted nebula
Dog G6: cuz screw rock
[ChHa] Volatar: I can barely keep up with my repair costs
Dog G6: starfleet just came on
Dog G6: SHIZ IS ABOUT TO GET REAL HOMIE MANTIS
[ChHa] Volatar: such a good song
Dog G6: I imagine the most epic star trek battle in my head xD
Dog G6: with awesome FoV changing camera work
Dog G6: lol
[ChHa] Volatar: That’s basicly FTL
Dog G6: yup
[ChHa] Volatar: Ever played Star Trek Bridge Commander?
[ChHa] Volatar: it was a long time ago
Dog G6: that it was
[ChHa] Volatar: but it was so good
[ChHa] Volatar: wonder if we still have it
[ChHa] Volatar: brb
Dog G6: lot of old games are really good
Dog G6: lol
Dog G6: VOLATAR, OFF ON HIS QUEST
Dog G6: TO FIND THE HOLY BRIDGE COMMANDAH
Dog G6: Ackbar is watching.
Dog G6: Always.
Dog G6: ack.BAR
Dog G6: I program in ack.BAR
Dog G6: it’s pretty good
[ChHa] Volatar: ok lets see whats in this basket
[ChHa] Volatar: Harry Potter 2
Dog G6: AUTOSURVEYOR WITH NO SHIELDS
[ChHa] Volatar: C&C Generals
Dog G6: AND TWO STEPS FROM HELL IS PLAYIN
Dog G6: YOU SCREWED
[ChHa] Volatar: like 10 windows install discs
[ChHa] Volatar: random music CD
Dog G6: fuel is in the red
Dog G6: 3 fuel left
Dog G6: okay got 2 fuel from this ship
Dog G6: fweew
[ChHa] Volatar: My original Total Annihilation CDs
Dog G6: wow really nice
[ChHa] Volatar: Lego Alpha Team
[ChHa] Volatar: Lego Creator Harry Potter
[ChHa] Volatar: Legoland
[ChHa] Volatar: yep not in this basket
Dog G6: YAY STORE
Dog G6: gonna do one more jump and then go to store
Dog G6: gotta have all the scrap
Dog G6: I can has
Dog G6: a rock merchant just stole my scrap
Dog G6: YOU DIE NOW
Dog G6: SKYWORLD CAME ON
Dog G6: I GOT DRONES
Dog G6: oh you got double shields as well mofo-muffin?
Dog G6: that has to be my best name all day
Dog G6: skyworld is really loud too
Dog G6: is epic
[ChHa] Volatar: bunch of tycoon games
[ChHa] Volatar: Pharaoh (good game!)
[ChHa] Volatar: but no Bridge Commander
[ChHa] Volatar: oh well
[ChHa] Volatar: back to FTL
[ChHa] Volatar: heck yes
[ChHa] Volatar: Got a Mantis crewguy
Dog G6: NO SURRENDER
Dog G6: wow only got 22 scrap back
[ChHa] Volatar: He is my sheild guy now
Dog G6: what an arserocket
[ChHa] Volatar: shield girl
[ChHa] Volatar: Lisa
Dog G6: best kind of girl
Dog G6: jk xD
[ChHa] Volatar: lol
[ChHa] Volatar: no that would be one for the engines
[ChHa] Volatar: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/ftlmantis
Dog G6: lol
[ChHa] Volatar: ok
Dog G6: my Baldur’s Gate friend just plays football manager all day
[ChHa] Volatar: next sector
Dog G6: I am judging.
[ChHa] Volatar: hostile rock controlled
[ChHa] Volatar: or civilian
Dog G6: lol
Dog G6: bought me some more powah
[ChHa] Volatar: civ
Dog G6: plasma storm 😦
Dog G6: and rock ship in it :[
[ChHa] Volatar: two stores
[ChHa] Volatar: yet
[ChHa] Volatar: I have 7 scrap
[ChHa] Volatar: so not worth visiting
[ChHa] Volatar: crap
[ChHa] Volatar: pirate ship with double shields
[ChHa] Volatar: better hack those
Dog G6: DEY GOT FLAK SHIZ
[ChHa] Volatar: GAH
[ChHa] Volatar: MY DRONE BAY IS ON FIRE
[ChHa] Volatar: LISA FIX IT
[ChHa] Volatar: gah
[ChHa] Volatar: it got hit again
[ChHa] Volatar: Lisa don’t die
[ChHa] Volatar: wait
[ChHa] Volatar: actually
[ChHa] Volatar: clone bay
[ChHa] Volatar: ok
[ChHa] Volatar: fight for the ship to your dying breath!
Dog G6: oh yeah I do feel like I’m missing a reference
Dog G6: and an obvious one
Dog G6: at that
Dog G6: but oh well
[ChHa] Volatar: Firefly
Dog G6: dammit Josh Whedon
[ChHa] Volatar: now the clone bay is on fire
[ChHa] Volatar: crap
[ChHa] Volatar: and the engines
[ChHa] Volatar: nooooooooooo
[ChHa] Volatar: It broke while reviving Gabe
[ChHa] Volatar: and he died 😦
[ChHa] Volatar: AGH
[ChHa] Volatar: FIRE EVERYWHERE
[ChHa] Volatar: and Dog died
Dog G6: DON’T FIGHT THE TABASCO
Dog G6: yeah I do that a lot
[ChHa] Volatar: yep he died
Dog G6: I like the names the game gives you
Dog G6: but I guess I should name my crew at some point
Dog G6: in my own way
Dog G6: next game
Dog G6: could name them after epic music composers xD
Dog G6: or Volatar
Dog G6: sivuden
Dog G6: and Sephiroth
[ChHa] Volatar: hehe
[ChHa] Volatar: My captain is volatar
[ChHa] Volatar: so much fire
Dog G6: although having Zack Hemsey and John Bergeson and stuff would be pretty cool
[ChHa] Volatar: OPEN EVERY DOOR ON THE SHIP
[ChHa] Volatar: NOOOOOOO
[ChHa] Volatar: VOLATAR DIED
Dog G6: did I just say
Dog G6: John bergeson
Dog G6: -_-
Dog G6: Thomas Bergeson
Dog G6: ffs
[ChHa] Volatar: this is the end
[ChHa] Volatar: Lisa is the last alive
Dog G6: GO LISA
[ChHa] Volatar: she is at low hp
[ChHa] Volatar: can’t do anything
Dog G6: double distress
[ChHa] Volatar: died
[ChHa] Volatar: ok
[ChHa] Volatar: BACK TO EASY MODE
Dog G6: LOL
Dog G6: now you see how stubborn I am
Dog G6: xD
[ChHa] Volatar: indeed
Dog G6: this what I’m bashing my face into
[ChHa] Volatar: Going Stealth cruiser
Dog G6: and it’s all imma do
Dog G6: you mind if Luna joins?
[ChHa] Volatar: not at all
Dog G6: he’s not really playing FTL
[ChHa] Volatar: please
Dog G6: but still
Dog G6: just have some random funnies in here
Dog G6: xD
[ChHa] Volatar: kk
Gamer Luna has been invited to chat.
Gamer Luna entered chat.
Dog G6: hey luna
Dog G6: I know you’re chopping trees — you monster — but this is serious
[ChHa] Volatar: started a new playlist
Dog G6: lol
[ChHa] Volatar: Volatar’s Epic Music
Gamer Luna: lol
Dog G6: xD
Dog G6: did you get to hear the total war stuff Volatar?
[ChHa] Volatar: chopping trees?
Gamer Luna: im trying to make a fusion reactor
[ChHa] Volatar: yes i did
Gamer Luna: in minecraft
[ChHa] Volatar: what are you playing?
[ChHa] Volatar: oh
[ChHa] Volatar: ok
Dog G6: ROFL
Gamer Luna: lool
[ChHa] Volatar: was excited for a moment
Dog G6: I could hear
Dog G6: or imagine
[ChHa] Volatar: hehe
Dog G6: that disappointment
Dog G6: of Volatar
Dog G6: xD
[ChHa] Volatar: shhh
Gamer Luna: excited for NUCLEAR FUSION
Gamer Luna: WOOOOO
[ChHa] Volatar: hehe
[ChHa] Volatar: heck yeah
Dog G6: tripple shield bubbles
[ChHa] Volatar: i like games where you build things
Dog G6: yeh I’m trying to destroy fusion reactors
[ChHa] Volatar: like Factorio
Dog G6: just don’t sell your reactors to the mantis or slugs
Dog G6: or rebels
Dog G6: and we’ll be good
Dog G6: we can be friends, even
Dog G6: I’m joking we’re already friends
Gamer Luna: im going to build an underground lab
Gamer Luna: nuke ALL the things
Dog G6: nope ain’t touching the alien spiders
Dog G6: imma need more weapons
Dog G6: or we’re just going to have really dumb 10 minute long drawn out battles
Dog G6: of shield bopping
[ChHa] Volatar: heh
Dog G6: wow I’m missing the shiz out of this massive rebel ship
Dog G6: HOW IS THAT SHIP EVASIVE
Dog G6: HOW
Dog G6: IT’S MASSIVE
Dog G6: YOU NEED TO AIM BETTER
Dog G6: wow around a dozen misses in a row
Dog G6: they have double bombs
Dog G6: now they bombed my weapons
Dog G6: and no O2
Dog G6: !@#$ this ship
Dog G6: just gonna jump when I can
Dog G6: xD
Dog G6: troll rebels
Dog G6: no drones or weapons now
Gamer Luna: cutten sum grass
Dog G6: nor O2
Gamer Luna: with mah fists
Dog G6: and tabasco everywhere
[ChHa] Volatar: doing much better now
Dog G6: I jumped
[ChHa] Volatar: I like Easy mode 😛
Dog G6: I’m so smug
[ChHa] Volatar: darn no shields to buy here
Dog G6: lol Volatar

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