FTL: Like If You Die Everytime Preview With Volatar

This is another snippet from the upcoming series FTL: Like If You Die Everytime (which is also the pilot series for the Roguelike If You Die Everytime metaseries). This series is entirely Steam Chat from the gaming sessions.

Please note that coloring is not final, and probably will be changed. Also thanks to my friend Brooks for making the program that colors the text in HTML based on who’s name is at the beginning of a line. You can check out her blog here.

Also we were listening to a playlist of music I made, that’s what we refer to occasionally in this chat.

Dog G6: I just play normal cuz I’m stubborn
[ChHa] Volatar: I know
[ChHa] Volatar: i usually GET to the flagship on easy
Dog G6: and dream that someday my drones are going to save me
[ChHa] Volatar: Ok
[ChHa] Volatar: Engie C
[ChHa] Volatar: Volatar the Lanis is the pilot
Dog G6: second jump, saved an engi from a flaming and sploding station
Dog G6: tobasco sauce everywhere
Dog G6: he’s okay though
[ChHa] Volatar: Dog the engie will run the guns
Dog G6: lol
Dog G6: WHAT DA
Dog G6: DIS AUTOSHIP
Dog G6: yeh they better miss
[ChHa] Volatar: Two Steps From Hell – Starfleet on this playlist? I like it already
[ChHa] Volatar: perfect
Dog G6: it just popped drones and haxing and stuff
Dog G6: and a missile
Dog G6: missiles are hax
[ChHa] Volatar: o.O
Dog G6: only I should have them
Dog G6: jk lol
[ChHa] Volatar: yes missiles are hax
[ChHa] Volatar: I kinda like the stealth cruiser
Dog G6: defense drone was amazing
Dog G6: I had it last game
[ChHa] Volatar: since I can dodge most missiles
[ChHa] Volatar: And
Dog G6: defense drone was pew pewing asteroids and missiles and everything
[ChHa] Volatar: Gabe the Engie will be manning my engines
Dog G6: oh yeah forgot to turn autofire on…
[ChHa] Volatar: ship name
Dog G6: THIS DRONE MATE
Dog G6: THIS DR0N3 M8
[ChHa] Volatar: ESS (Engie Star Ship) Revenge!
Dog G6: he’s screwed now
Dog G6: I tried to balance the playlist so it’s not all just one kind of song in one spot
Dog G6: altho generally artists are sort’ve togetherish
Dog G6: it should be a balanced level of epic
[ChHa] Volatar: This ship starts with a Clone Bay cool
Dog G6: xD
Dog G6: really? nice
[ChHa] Volatar: well
[ChHa] Volatar: I uh set the playlist on shuffle anyways
Dog G6: lol okay
[ChHa] Volatar: Distress beacon my first encounter
[ChHa] Volatar: Stranded ship needs fuel
Dog G6: already got a defense drone
Dog G6: third jump
[ChHa] Volatar: sure I can spare
Dog G6: a crew and a defense drone
Dog G6: going good
Dog G6: that means imma lose
Dog G6: whenever you do good off the bat
Dog G6: you know the game is trolling
Dog G6: xD
[ChHa] Volatar: lol
[ChHa] Volatar: oh frick asteroid field
Dog G6: got a quest
[ChHa] Volatar: OH CRAP
[ChHa] Volatar: asteroids took out my shield D:
Dog G6: my drone -_-
Dog G6: flew right into a missile
[ChHa] Volatar: Surrender? nah
[ChHa] Volatar: haha
[ChHa] Volatar: YEah
Dog G6: and this ship is going to jump
[ChHa] Volatar: The fact that that can happen amuses me greatly
Dog G6: like first thing my drone is like “imma check dis out”
Dog G6: yeh
Dog G6: I like that they have collision detection
Dog G6: on stuff
Dog G6: did you see the miracle shot video?
[ChHa] Volatar: FIX THE ENGINES GABE SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE
[ChHa] Volatar: no
Dog G6: wow everyone just has missiles mate
Dog G6: EVERYONE HAS DA MISSILES
[ChHa] Volatar: JUMP
Dog G6: for the love of fishjack shoot the engine dammit drone
Dog G6: thank you
Dog G6: STOP WITH THE MISSILES
[ChHa] Volatar: oh crap this automated ship has a haxor drone
Dog G6: lol
[ChHa] Volatar: no!
[ChHa] Volatar: he is haxing my gun
Dog G6: oh nice my drone immediately completed destroyed both their weapons and their engine
Dog G6: NO MISSILES FOR YEH
Dog G6: everything I’ve come across has just been shooting missiles
[ChHa] Volatar: whew
[ChHa] Volatar: got him
[ChHa] Volatar: some lucky hits on his hacking system and I was able to start shooting
Dog G6: ASB ASB
Dog G6: NUUU
Dog G6: better kill dis noob quick
Dog G6: FOR TRISQUIT DUCK
Dog G6: uh oh ASB about to fire
[ChHa] Volatar: oh crap
[ChHa] Volatar: everything is on fire
Dog G6: YOU MUST DOUSE THE TABASCO
[ChHa] Volatar: they got my sheilds and a lazor drone is tearing me up
[ChHa] Volatar: clone bay on fire
[ChHa] Volatar: sheilds on fire
Dog G6: all my stuff is missing
[ChHa] Volatar: sensors on fire
[ChHa] Volatar: o2 on fire
Dog G6: OKAY
Dog G6: FINALLY
Dog G6: DEY DDEAD
[ChHa] Volatar: oh dear
[ChHa] Volatar: and they escaped
[ChHa] Volatar: dangit
[ChHa] Volatar: I have 3 hull points left
Dog G6: I’m trying to get my cockpit repaired while the ASB is getting ready to go Michael Bay on me
Dog G6: JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP
[ChHa] Volatar: ow
[ChHa] Volatar: I need a shop
[ChHa] Volatar: fast
[ChHa] Volatar: CRAP
Dog G6: whatchu think of the music
[ChHa] Volatar: music good
Dog G6: lol
[ChHa] Volatar: so
Dog G6: don’t die too quickly
[ChHa] Volatar: I gotta so through a ship encounter before I can reach the shop
[ChHa] Volatar: A, or B (nebula)
Dog G6: cool ran into a terraformer
[ChHa] Volatar: what do you think?
Dog G6: mmm
[ChHa] Volatar: o.O
Dog G6: hmm
[ChHa] Volatar: a what?
Dog G6: nebula it?
Dog G6: a terraformer
[ChHa] Volatar: yeah I think so
Dog G6: a federation one
Dog G6: terraforming ship
Dog G6: is pretty cool
[ChHa] Volatar: whew
[ChHa] Volatar: managed to use hacking to avoid a fight
[ChHa] Volatar: never met a terraforming ship
Dog G6: tried to explored an asteroid field
[ChHa] Volatar: STORE TIME
Dog G6: just ended up with tabasco on my ship again dammit
[ChHa] Volatar: all my scrap to fix the ship
[ChHa] Volatar: only at 60%

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