Welcome again to another punishingly named chapter in our Elder Scrolls lore series. Last week, we talked about the Elder Scrolls themselves. This week, we’ll be looking at the history of the Imperial City and the White-Gold Tower, and its significance throughout the eras.
The Imperial City is a circular city which is built on an isle in Lake Rumare, with the White-Gold Tower Continue reading →
Welcome to my new lore series for Elder Scrolls. I’m going to be taking my abilities at lazily but efficiently explaining mechanics and ideas while throwing in a bunch of really dumb humor, and combining it with my nerdiness about Elder Scrolls and its lore. Also, yes, the actual name of the series is a geeky/nerdy Elder Scrolls lore pun. I’m da baws.
This lore series will hopefully teach you the very insanely rich lore of the Elder Scrolls world in an entertaining manner, and allow you to out-nerd your friends whenever you sit down to play a single player TES game and/or ESO with them.
THE ELDER SCROLLS
So the title doesn’t confuse you, seem redundant, and imply that I’m covering all lore in one article, I’m just going to make this clear that this first chapter is actually about the titular Elder Scrolls themselves.Continue reading →
I’ve been quite annoyed with all of these reviews that have been based entirely off of the tutorial, even after the game has released. Apparently I’m behind on how journalism works now, and I’m apparently doing it wrong because I actually take time to look at a game. Forgive me.
I will be doing a review, possibly multiple, but so far I can tell you the game kicks arse noodles. “ooo mwauuuu you dunno wut ur talkin bout it not tes game it has a sub fee my frend said it sux he’s the leader and god-king of his own cult hurglbluegh.”
Anyways (<– my favorite way to start every sentence on my blog), yes the review is coming, I’m level 20 but still want to play more. I have a guild, see it in sidebar if you want to play with me (of course you do, my ego is delicious)
I took some screenshots of Alliance vs Alliance battles I was in, in Elder Scrolls Online. I had to change them from BMPs into JPEGs for you guys, so you better appreciate this. (lol it took like 3 clicks) Continue reading →
Just thought I should tell you this… Dragon Age: Origins – Ultimate Edition is $7.49 on Steam right now. Also, Shadow Warrior is ten bucks, but that’s going until the 23rd whereas DA:O only has until tomorrow (20th). That is all.