[TES Lore] Lorekhan #1: The Elder Scrolls

Welcome to my new lore series for Elder Scrolls. I’m going to be taking my abilities at lazily but efficiently explaining mechanics and ideas while throwing in a bunch of really dumb humor, and combining it with my nerdiness about Elder Scrolls and its lore. Also, yes, the actual name of the series is a geeky/nerdy Elder Scrolls lore pun. I’m da baws.

This lore series will hopefully teach you the very insanely rich lore of the Elder Scrolls world in an entertaining manner, and allow you to out-nerd your friends whenever you sit down to play a single player TES game and/or ESO with them.

 

THE ELDER SCROLLS

So the title doesn’t confuse you, seem redundant, and imply that I’m covering all lore in one article, I’m just going to make this clear that this first chapter is actually about the titular Elder Scrolls themselves. Continue reading

ESO Review is Coming

I’ve been quite annoyed with all of these reviews that have been based entirely off of the tutorial, even after the game has released. Apparently I’m behind on how journalism works now, and I’m apparently doing it wrong because I actually take time to look at a game. Forgive me.

I will be doing a review, possibly multiple, but so far I can tell you the game kicks arse noodles. “ooo mwauuuu you dunno wut ur talkin bout it not tes game it has a sub fee my frend said it sux he’s the leader and god-king of his own cult hurglbluegh.”

Anyways (<– my favorite way to start every sentence on my blog),  yes the review is coming, I’m level 20 but still want to play more. I have a guild, see it in sidebar if you want to play with me (of course you do, my ego is delicious)

ESO PVP Screenshots

I took some screenshots of Alliance vs Alliance battles I was in, in Elder Scrolls Online. I had to change them from BMPs into JPEGs for you guys, so you better appreciate this. (lol it took like 3 clicks) Continue reading

Join Mah ESO Guild

I’ve started a guild in Elder Scrolls Online, so join it if you want to talk to an insane person and his friends. Mail or PM me @Dog_G6.

I like exploring, and PVE and PVP and everything else about the game, so we’ll probably be doing that.

Yes, the game rocks, and yes, I’m deleting all dem spam comments I’m getting here on DHGB. Dammit Korea.

[Part 1] Space Engine: the Cool Stuff Chronicles

Indeed, it is time for a Space Engine journal series, because Space Engine is beyond epicsauce. This one will be a bit different, though, as it will focus quite heavily on screenshots of cool things, because finding an infinite amount of cool things in a might-as-well-be infinite universe is what Space Engine (and hopefully someday our lives) is all about.

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